How do you define clean and wearable? Sometimes my concept of a clean pair of jeans just doesn't go down well with my mother. I had only worn the jeans for 2 weeks, not everyday but on and off wearing and it's perfectly clean, no spills, no stains no mud.

'yeah yeah, I'll get it changed tomorrow, I'm just trying to help by reducing your wash load'

Incidently, on the day before I had decided to get it changed, some loverboy(sw) spilled his coffee on my beloved jeans whilst engaging in a rather loud and conversation with 'the one',attracting evil glares from people trying to listen to the lecture. I had orginally planned not to change it lest my mom notices.Great, Now I have no choice but to change my jeans. It's kinda werid, it's like some higher unknown being was watching, enforcing a "you must do that or this law."