Life as a sitcom Sometimes I wished that life had been a sitcom instead. Where relationships are fixed in 30 secs and people would just laugh unhappy things off and everything have easy solutions.

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you but you have cancer.
Patient: Oh, at least I don't have to eat my wife's cooking anymore!
(Audience laughs)

Boy: hey I'm sorry about the quarrel last night
girl: well its alright (kisses)
(Audience AwwWw)

Man:Where are we gonna finde 69 thousand 123 dollars and 34 cents needed to save the orphanage?
Lottery man: Hey you just won 69 thousand 123 dollars and 34 cents!! Congratulations!
(Audience claps)

Student: I'm screwed! I haven't finished the assignment.
Professor: hey It's alright. I've decided to give you an A anyway cos the first part of the paper is Brillant!
Student: Thanks!

If only life were like that. Everything would seem so easy. So easy.
~sighz~