Woe is me Bye bloggie.. See you in five days.

My First ICT Tomorrow, I'm going on a 5 day government-sanctioned break at some facility at the other end of Singapore, to update my skills on being the guardian of our tiny Island,Aka ICT.Officially turning into an NS man. I wonder how different the training will be.Yet I have this creepy weird feeling radiating from the central of my being that this ICT is gonna be diasterous.

Tea(aka Sgt Alex), his friendster nick, wrote me a testimonial to take care for ICT. I'm like, I don't even know him that well. I barely even converse with him. What is he trying to do? Screw me up? Gloat cos he has deferred? I can't be concerned with that right now.

The only thing I'm concerned about is how I'm gonna catch up with five days of read(blog read).
On the Bright side, I'll be earning some money!

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Here's a clip from the Taiwan melody awards with Jay singing Lihong's song and Li hong singing jay's song. Li hong was praising Jay so much that Ella shouted that Li hong is in love with Jay.

Jay's piano performance!

Sadly neither Jay nor Li hong won any awards.
Li hong made a big Boo boo when he went up to get the award for the best male vocalist. Karen Mok's chinese is so bad that when she pronounced Wang Li.. instead of Huang li xin. everyone thought it was Wang li hong and he went up to get the award.He was embarassed and had to give the award to the Stanley Huang li xin.

Poor Li hong. Didn't win the award and embarassed himself. I bet he's cursing Karen mok all the away home.

Ultimate Cuteness. The weekends are here, with the book fair at Suntec convention centre and the G.S.Sale The streets are thus infested with humans! No..used that too much.. Let's try again.. The streets are overrun with Homo sapiens and their little ones.So many little ones running around, whoever said Singapore is baby-deprived has never been to Town. They're all soooo Cuteee.. Kawaii ne! This 3mth old baby who kept staring at me on the bus.She was with her mother and I was standing at the side.Even though I tried looking at the senic Singapore road outside, the baby kept staring. Finally, I said to the mother, so cute. How many months?And That is how I know how old Joyce is.It's not that she wants to look at me,it's just that 3mth old babies do not have the propensity to move their head unless the mother moves it. Babies are such great conversation starters. Ahhh..enough of babies.. Okay I'm not about to have any of my own neither do I have Michael Jackson tendencies. Fren says that I should have one of my own. I was shocked! "I don't even have a Gf" Other fren thinks whoever finds kids cute *Obviously* hasn't lived with them. Which is quite true, me thinks. They get pretty naughty and noisy and disturb you when you're trying to concentrate on doing stuff. The only concession I think is that you can do the "I'm am your father " bit from D.Vader if you actually bear one.

Okay Lame.

Madagascar
It's a funny Show that made me laugh.I'm actually glad i didn't stay till the end. There's nothing at the end of the credits except a 2 second clip of the hippo thinking she's tinkerbell.The first part of the movie was great but the script starts to lose focus and direction during the part where they were on the island, where it became mindless nonsensical fun.
Note to self: Do NOT ever watch such a short movie(80+ minutes running time) on weekends. It is just painfully ridiculous.

I think I offically gotten over my craving for Rotiboy.I'm getting sick of it.Azuma Kazuma was right! if you eat the same bread for a long period of time, no matter how good the bread is, you'll get sick of it.

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Other stuffs
Bittorrent got a new search engine. Tried it. Sucks,and it's slow.Plus, It doesn't return the latest files.

Tsk Tsk. ACJC Trashed RJC in rugby 23 to nothing!? Visit this blog to see them getting constipated in the first pic.

Some gal on NYJC name change CLICKY

And so my old school NYJC is gonna change her name to CCJC. Cos NY is affliated to Chong cheng high school, not nanyang girls school. I don't really care, lest for the fact CCJC sounds like "sissy"JC. Imagine how many students will be tramatised by the fact that they'll be taunted and teased by other students of other schools. Why can't they just keep the name? It's been known to be NYJC for as far as I can remember. And there are a group of students petitioning to keep the name. Petitions, they never work, just like the petition against casinos, I guess people do them because they want to let others aware that there are some people against the idea. Well, at least they're doing something, right?

Jocie (lao shu ai da mi)
I just realise she sings only one song. ~mouse. Okay 9 different versions of the same song and she doesn't show her face on the album, like ocean Ou de yang. Speaking of him, he still hasn't shown his face and has come up with his second album. IMOH, he'll nvr show his face, like Russell lee Won't show his. Maybe he's fugly. That's why he doesn't want to show it. Why else would you not want to show your face? I'm getting fustrated in trying to know what he looks like that I'm gonna boycott his songs.

It's that time of the year again, where retail outlets do their best to win the consumer dollar. This year the shops open up to 2 in the morning.These include City Link mall, Marina bay and Suntec city. Plus, Bugis street holland V and residential areas like Marine Parade will first time participate in the Sale. It lasts up to 2 months! cool! In case you're still in your sleepy land, I'm talking about THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!

BoyFriend Type B
It's a typical korean-makes-you-want-to-fall-in-love show. Kinda like My sassy girl except it's My sassy boy, it's the guy who is "Ye3 man2" B refers to the blood type of the person. It's said that the blood type can determine your personality and type B boy friends are "ye man" I don't think I know of anyone that's type B blood it's pretty rare I guess.

Down in the dumps And so I'm this is how it looks like down here. Bo Lost, AC lost, there are no shows to watch now; It's the end of summer over in US and all the shows are taking a break and an acquaintance of mine just got charmed into the hands of some guy.

Well, flowers and candlelight dinner in the skynight with a princessy feeling, who wouldn't be bowed over?Sometimes I get the feeling that all girls wished to be treated and pampered like princesses. Denise Keller of an eye for a guy2, kicks guys who don't really "show" that they like her. She wishes to be pampered, sweet-talked and showered with gifts. Which girl doesn't like that?

I don't know. I really do not have a healthy ego lately. It seems that everything I root for fails.

Ah hahahah.. I finally managed to get MAX level for Grow I'm a genius!!! I bet no one else can do it. ah hahaha.. *conceited..
The other games on the website is pretty fun too. This guy's good. Now I'm hooked on tontie

Proof:

Tian CAI!

For those of you who haven't watched KILL BILL and are not intending to watch it.
Bill is the bride's FATHER! She wants to kill him because he killed her boyfriend's family and He wants his boyfriend family killed because she ran away halfway during an assasin job. And she ran away because she's pregnant. And she's pregnant because.. Well you know.. Ah hahahaha.. For those who have yet to watch it, well too bad.. i spoilt it for ya..
Quentin Tarantino is a genius! The movie was masterfully shot. It was great!

Seriously I have nothing to talk about her except shows that I watch. Maybe I shall rename my blog to spoilers dot com! Ah.. forget it.

I have a serious craving for Rotiboy. Screams. And the nearest stall is in AMK. I'll have to go all the way there to get some. Ahhh..

Of season finales It must be the end of the season or something, every show I watch is ending.
Finished watching Charmed season 7, IMOH, it might have just ended there, but the producers, Aka Alyssa wanted to make another season. Wonder how they're gonna continue the story Since it's basically "the end".
Oh no, there's no Simpsons this weekend. The Entire Season 16 ended last episode at 21. SODES NE...

Watched Season Finale of Desperate housewives, it ended with a lot of loose ends. Every family is screwed up! There's no happy ending. This is so fustrating.

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Angela(Mary Alice) was a desperate woman who couldn't bear a child. So when Deirdre, a drug addict showed up at her door offering to exchange the baby for some cash, She could not refuse it. For some reason, Deirdre, Zak's orginal mum,named the baby Dana. ( which would explain the towel with the name Dana on it in the eariler episodes) Taking the baby, Angela and Paul moved to Wisteria lane and Angela changed her name to Mary Alice to avoid people knowing. 3 years after the incident happened, Derdrus showed up a their door to claim the baby back. Mary Alice was desperate for the child when Derdrus tried to take the baby back. So She killed her, cut her up and put her in the box with the help of his husband.

Mike Delphino the plumber who moved in at the start of the season was actually investigating the death of Deirdre, his ex-fiance.He found out from Martha's diary which Martha's sister gave him that Paul killed Deirdre and kidnapped him to kill him. But Mike, after hearing paul's account of how Deirdre died, decided to let him go.

Zak found out that Mike is gonna kill his Dad ,Paul and went to Susan's house to camp and wait for him so he can shoot him.So the season ends with Zak in Susan's house, holding susan hostage, waiting to kill Mike.

Bree never found out the truth that Rex's medicine was tempered by George the pharmist who likes Bree.Rex after consulting the doctor,thought that Bree has been secretly putting potassium in his meals to kill him wrote a note to forgive Bree. He died shortly after.

Carlos is being charged for hate crime cos he beats up gays. Just when he is going to be let off, John came up to him and whispered that it's not a coincidence that his house is the only lawn that needed to be mowed 3 times. Carlos got angry and turned around and saw John behind Justin, a gay. He fought off the guards to get to John and fell on Justin by mistake and now he's in Jail for the hate crime.

Lynette's husband went crazy cos Lynette thinks that Tom might cheat on him at work and told his bosses not to promote him.So Tom quit his job and suggested to Lynette that maybe she should work while he stayed and be a House man since she's worried that he might go out and cheat on her

So at the end of the season,
~Susan is Hostage to Zak with a gun on his hand trying to kill Mike
~Mike is at home wondering what to do
~Gabrielle is Doomed because Carlos knowing her affair with John but he's in Jail so he can't do anything about it.
~Lynette's gonna go work again since she sabotaged his husband's chances.
~Bree is a widow who hasn't found out the truth that George is the bad guy here.
~Paul is still alive bounded in the middle of somewhere.
~Felica(Martha's Sister) is in the hospital cos Zak attacked her.

Note:
~Zak is Dana
~Deirdre is Mike's Ex, so that means Mike is Zak's father.

Zak: Mai dong! Wa wu cheng! ( Don't move, I have a gun!)
Mike: Wa si ni Lao pei!(I am your Father!)
Zak: No!!!!Bo ko leng Wa lao pei si liao!(No!! Impossible My dad is already Dead!)
Mike: Ni Lao bu si Deirdre, so Wa si Ni lao pei!(Your mother is Deirdre so I'm your Father!)
Zak: No!!!!(No!!!!)

Love thy neighbour For the past week, my neighbour has been moving out of the his 3 room flat. Gradually, you see his stuff missing. The flower pots gone, The old news paper gone. And finally, today I went past his house and it's empty.Empty!

So I don't get to smell the incense he burns every morning, The giggling of his two small kids anymore.The late night Quarrels..

They're GONE!... SObz.. I hope the next family's nice.

Ahhz Silence.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Nothing incredibly amazing to proclaim to the world.

Desires
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, First book in a series of 5 written by Douglas Adams who died in 2001, Proclaimed to be a trilogy in a book of five.
* The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1979)
* The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (1980)
* Life, the Universe and Everything (1982)
* So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish (1984)
* Mostly Harmless (1992)
Well It's been a hit radio series, a Tv series, a novel and a computer game. And now it's been made into a movie.I'm just waiting for it to be release in Singapore
This title can be abbreviatted to H2G2. I'm gonna watch H2G2!

Well I'm still reading Rule of four, Hopes to finish by this wk.

What sucked! Sucks, the revenge of the sith is. Proper english, Yoda cannot speak.
Luckily this is the last of the series, now the circle is complete.
Things that irritate me.
~Yoda's English.
~Everyone's English. A 3 yr old can understand.
~Padme calling Anakin.. Anne. Which sounded so Sick to me.
~Padme. I need to see more of her. She's like an extra which served no actual purpose in the movie.
~Anakin's acting. It totally sucked. Obi wan did a better job than Anakin. I tot he really meant it when he said "You were my brother, I loved you" Which sounded so gay.
~Everyone's name. Count Dooku??? Lord Sidious???
Mustafar?? Hahahahahaha....

Well, the lightsaber scenes were quite cool.

On a totally unrelated note, No, I did not win Toto. I wished I had. Sorry for all the trouble you guys had to go through thinking I had, Which totally amused me.

There's this guy on Lost that has an uncanny resemblence to Staff Das from my NS times.His personality in the show is also like him.Cool calm confident. OMG. Except he is actually handsome. Lolx.

And so I'm sitting on 1.46 mil What am I gonna do?

Canon DIGITAL IXUS 500

I-POD

Mini Cooper




What? YOU have to get A COE First.. Singapore is so troublesome.

Delirious OMG I must be the world's luckiest man!

My friend needed help with his computer so I went over to his place to help him fix it up. Anyway that's not the point. After fixing I was walking around I went pass Singapore pools at Prime Chai Chee,Bedok today and saw a very long queue. Hmm.. I thought "The other thing that Singaporeans like to do besides eat is gamble. " Gamble Gamble Gamble. It's the fastest way to get rich. Hmm.. think today got toto I'll go and buy quick pick system10 it's has the most numbers and it thus has more chance of winning. Why did everybody just buy 6 numbers are they morons? Dun they know the more the numbers the higher the chances of winning.

What ? It COST $105 bucks! Are you FUCKING kidding me!? ok I didn't exactly say those words, but the aunties and uncles at the back of the line are giving me the hurry up dun waste my precious time look. I looked into my wallet. What? $100 bucks I just drew out plus the $10 bucks I had in my wallet which leaves me five to last me the whole week. Ouch that hurts. I'm so gonna regret this.. Okay give me the ticket. Fuk This is the reason why people DO NOT BUY QUICK PICK 10 COS IT'S EXPENSIVE.. ahh found that out too little too late..

So I put my precious $105 system 10 quickpick folded neatly and shoved into my wallet and hope I can at least win back half the money.I came home looking depressed. Mom asked me what happen I lied and said that I saw a cat being squished by a car and it disturbed me. I didn't dare tell her the truth for fear she would reprimand me on frivolous spending.

I got really disturbed for the last few hours before the results of the toto were released. What if I didn't win. I'd have spent 105 bucks for nothing. omg I'm better putting that money in my MP3 player fund. Omg what was I thinking.

My heart pounded as I checked Singapore pools online. Refresh.. nothing.. Refresh.. not out yet.. When is it gonna be out?? This is killing me.. My heart was racing.

1 7 16 18 19 38

OMG.. I checked the numbers against mine. 1 4 7 8 13 16 18 19 38 40
OMG 6 out of 6! I checked again.. 6 out of 6 Disbelieving, I went to switch on the teletext and checked. OMG I WON... I FUKING WON!

1.46 million.
I'm gonna get a car. a mini Ipod. Everything could ever want. 1.46 million....... ah hahahahahaha I'm gonna lose sleep tonight..

CSI One of the reasons I Luuurrrvvvee (with triple the u,r and v) CSI is because the killers always come up with innovative ideas to kill people. Take this episode for example "iced" Two college students are killed by a science major due to inhalation of too much carbon dioxide. Wow, didn't know that was possible.
The other reason is because it's filled with facts that nobody gives a damn about. Facts make them sound so knowledgable and intelligent. Like did you know carbon dioxide is 1.5 times denser than air. And the human body normally contain 0.3% of carbon dioxide. About 8% of carbon dioxide in your system would kill you.

And you learn bits and pieces of the american culture.
Did you know boys would hang their used condoms on neighbour's door called Trophy Condoms to boast to their neighbour
And that crop circles can be made by a upward moving helicopter

Bottomline CSI is cool Watch it!

RE-Plagiarised.. Got this from him who got it from her

Times were bad....................Hang Zeng Pai.....................An NUS graduate found it difficult to get a job in S'pore. He finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo."What to do? It's better to work like this than earning nothing...", he mumbed to himself. So since that day, the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He had to wear a set of monkey suit and mask, chewed nuts and ate bananas. He had to climb trees too and swing from one to another to attract visitors. The Zoo then enjoyed a tremendous increase in earnings due to the spike in number of visits, even MM Lee wanted to see the smartest 'monkey' in the world. Unfortunately, one day while hanging from the trees, he accidentally fell into a crocodile pond! "Oh my God....I'm gonna die... shite" he thought to himself as a hungry looking crocodile swam steadily towards him. In the midst of the struggle, he heard a soft voice, "Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU".

Lolx

I want my prawn tempura What is it with getting a Brazilian and women. They seem to rave about it online which is rather interesting. Now even I know what's its all about.It's quick painfree and sets you on smooth sailing for four weeks. Imagine that, four weeks! Soon getting (a Brazilian ) would be like having your period.

Donations drives
Recently, there has been a donor fatigue in Singapore. But the number of donation drives are not decreasing, with poor students on the streets begging people to donate. I used to donate but it got really irritating and I just stopped and avoid them altogether unless that girl happens to be really drop dead gorgerous Tomorrow.sg features an article on some auntie who just flipped when 3 poor girls ask her to donate. Lol I wouldn't be suprised if this incident features in the newspaper sometime next week. (yes they're that slow.. )

Vesak day Fang sheng activity
It's actually well intended but people who see a opportunity to earn easy cash catch animals and sell them to others who want to "fang sheng" them. And these animals get hurt/killed/injured in the process of being captured. Well I guess its inevitable, since humans are largely selfish and do not care about the death of other species.

Sakae Sushi.(complains)
Was bored. Went out with frens to Sakae at the IT mall
Food wastage. Come on .. One piece of seaweed ! How does that count as food wastage!
Vanilla taste like crap. Should have ordered chocolate. And you guys dun have most of the flavour. What kind of crap service do you provide.
Where's my freaking Tempura! I ordered it like half an hour ago! How come he ordered chawanmushi and instantly got it! Arghzzz

老鼠愛大米
Wq was asking about this song. So I did a check There are a total of 18 versions of this song.
老鼠愛大米－Twins (廣東版)
老鼠愛大米－ Twins (國語版)
老鼠愛大米－王啟文版
老鼠愛大米－楊臣剛版
老鼠愛大米－香香版
老鼠愛大米－合唱版
老鼠愛大米－英文版
老鼠愛大米－ｄｉｓｃｏ版
老鼠愛大米－溫馨對唱版
老鼠愛大米－粵語女聲版
老鼠愛大米－閩南語版
老鼠愛大米－溫州話版
老鼠愛大米－日語版
老鼠愛大米－舞曲版
老鼠愛大米－鋼琴彈唱版
老鼠愛大米－薩克斯風版
老鼠愛大米－吉他伴奏版
老鼠爱大米 - 郭美美
Don't D/l the english version Cos its really sucky. Like literally translated from chinese..

Slow day ~Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

It may be true for that brief moment when you're in love. but when love breaks down, all that's left at the bottom of the tank is regret and hate. It's a really thin line between love and hate.



Something that cheers me up.
Funny video of 2 guys lip sync-ing to As long as you love me. I swear they're gay.I bet they practised it like a zillion times before doing this take cos the guy in the beginning is massaging his own mouth... FUNNY stuff..

It looks like everyone else is busying looking for temps to fill the empty void this huge holiday creates. I've heard that most of my friends have found temps to do, while the slacker part of me just wants to relax.

终于真正了解, 见过了你的美我还能爱谁,这句话的意识...

Good guys finish first. There was once three grps of people one is constantly quarreling , one has a really cocky guy and the last grp prayed and kept their faith.
The last grp got their money taken away cos they were the last to arrive. They had to beg for cash and they thought all hopes were lost. But they kept their faith and carried on and they WON.. i thought they sucked to just have faith to keep it in there but I was wrong.

Too bad Mr Evil and Miss gorgeous didn't win. Amber has such a nice bod. Rob totally do no deserve her. Life is just so unfair. I guess the way their relationship worked out is because Amber kept quiet when something when wrong.Leaving Rob to curse and swear at some other guy. Not like the other couple who kept pushing blame to each other.

This is the first time somebody won an Amazing race and I didn't go Hey why didnt that other team win? I guess it all worked out in the end.Great season.

Hitched. Everytime I hear of my friends getting hitched.It unnerves me. I try to cover it with a pinch of sarcasm so that they don't actually see my actual sad face.
"Oh really? Who's the unlucky girl?"
"Does she have 6 toes?"
"wooo wooo I know She has a prosthetic leg right?"
I go into a state of shock of disbelief and dispair that leave me completely incapacitated for days sorta like the ones you get when the doctor tells you you've got stage 4 cancer. When reality finally sets in after I downed a few bottles of anti-depressants, life decides to move on.


It doesn't get any better with Singapore being a multi-racial society. You'd think that holidays are great.. NOoooo
"I'm going out with my Gf"
"Oh I heard Hell has a sale You might wanna consider the 18th lvl. They serve great lasagna there."
Friends all around you are getting together like atoms in a huge chemical reaction to turn into molecules. And the lovey dovey pictures of cute couply pictures on MSN don't really help ease the pain.
"Look at me! I'm wearing my Man's No.4 with red beret. I'm a female Cdo!"
'm so puking right now. ( I hope he doesn't read this, Oh Wait, He Doesn't READ)

And there seems to be a social stigma that comes with being single. It's not that bad for guys actually it hits girls more cos their biological clock trickles slowly away.Lucky for me the next holiday is I don't remember. So its great.

Rainy Days It had been three days since I last saw the sun as if mocking me not to run in case I get my well deserved nation sanctioned cash incentive. But one has got to admit that snuggling in bed under covers during rainy days is one of life's simple pleasure among others like driving a speeding car down an empty road in the middle of the night or waking up to a well made breakfast and egg.

Having your toothpaste changed is like changing ur preference for normal briefs to boxers. It takes time to get used to and it is absoultely unsavory. I'm still trying to get used to it after 2 days of unpleasantness.

Bored I love this template. You can change background like a wallpaper. Coolz.

Kingdom of Heaven. Epic story of a guy called Balian(Orlando Bloom) who goes to join the Crusades to cleanse himself of his sin and his wife's. The seige of Jerusalem looks like the battle at helm's deep at first but turns out to be quite different.Not incredibly great still watchable. This movie is quite neutral and doesn't actually put Muslim or Christians in bad light as I thought it would. Plus this is the first movie Orlando is the leading man in. Which makes him a wat? A-lister now?? Maybe...
The Battle Of Hattin was completely not shown only with its aftermath of vultures circling around hordes of death bodies leaving the people to imagine the bloodshed that had happened.

One thing that puzzles me. King guy de Lusignan was supposed to have drunk the water and shared with that other guy,Reynald in which Saladin knocked off his cup and kill him on the spot.
NOT (as depicted in the movie)
King guy not drinking the water and thus offering water to Reynald who drank hastily and killed by Saladin cos he offered it to the king only.
Cos as Muslim Hospitiality dictates that if a man drank and ate with you his life is safe in your hands.

The knight's oath in Kingdom of heaven
Be without fear,
in the face of your enemies.
Speak the truth, always,
even if it leads to your death.
Safeguard the helpless,
That is your oath.
*slap
That is so you will remember it.

One other thing, this movie is actually NC16 know how I remember? Cos we were checked twice to verify our age. One at the ticket counter and one at the entrance. Can't you just check at the entrance? It's not that troublesome is it? $#%@#$!! And I don't feel the movie is that gory.



Wil going Hk to 买东西 吃东西 买东西 吃东西 走累了就休息 过后在 买东西 吃东西 买东西 吃东西.

Stars wars! Star wars is the rage now. Everywhere you turn, every shop you go to you see starwars merchandise, Star wars lego, Star wars posters in shops that have nothing to do with it.
I think almost any fanatic or non-fanatic would wanna see the movie thats coming out 15 may. I had to pick from 4 covers while buying this months First Magazine. They are just begging me to buy all. Due to budget constraints(scarcity) and thus leading to delibrating(choice), I went with the one with Darth vader on the cover. Yoda, luke and that Super trooper were just aint that cool.

This is a funny spoof of starwars via lancerlord.
and another lego spoof

Hmm. Why hasn't 5 shown re-runs of Star wars yet? Every time some sequel comes out they're bound to show the orginal movie.

Another movie I wanna watch is house of wax. Though Cw say its a cock show. It has Paris Hilton running around in red lingerie!? Wow.. I have got to watch it. Plus it's a sick, demented show and it got a Twist! Any show with a twist is good. Right?.. *nudge Right?

There is a Hilton Hotel in Paris. Wouldn't it be called Paris Hilton?
"I'm checking in to Paris Hilton tonight!"
"Paris Hilton is amazing"
"Paris Hilton is open to everyone."
kekekeke

Haha.. I saw this novel-like book called "uncharted depths "on my lil brother's table. For a moment there I thought It was an actually novel Before I began to sneer at him asking " you read? ha!" I noticed his name as the author name's Intrigued, I began to think maybe it was some project to write a story and make into a book. I started flipping the pages. It was BLANK! "wu zi tian shu??" Noooo.. Reading the foreword it said something like " write ur own future with the a career as a naval system specialist." Omg, They actually go to such lengths to woo people to join the navy. I advised him not to cos its very Xiong. Better to serve and F-off then have a career in the navy. Well the book was a great idea, but you guys probably didnt think he had a brother to discouraged him from going did ya.. HA!

Mr penguin is gone. Hopefully to a better place, not being relegated to a sweeper half way across the globe. Hope he enjoys himself, with* Erm*around and all.
I didnt know that all the budget airlines use T1 Cos most of the departures and arrivals are infested Budget airlines logos. Well, a monopolistically competitive market is always a good thing for consumers.
I must say my luck was really bad up till the point they had to go in at 1245. So there is a god afterall. Let's see, Missed the train to Dhoby. Missing the connecting train to City Hall. Waited 6 minutes for the train to Tanah Merah, Waited a while for the train to City hall. Waited for the Skytrain. God, it seems like its taking forever to reach there.

Watched Season 1 2 3 of Friends, It's just so awesome. I don't think I'll ever get tired of thier jokes. It's just such a classic.

Nothing..in particular It's official there are no good movies until StarWars movie come out. I just hope it doesn't suck. No I don't feel the need to buy advance tickets like some fanatic fans out there. Cos I believe there will always be a supply for every demand and even if I don't/can't catch it I know *someone* who can't catch it either, so it's not so bad.

Was thinking of what to discourse, then Wq gave this idea he got from tong hua MV. If ur Girl is dying of cancer would you love her?
Hmm.. what can i say I'd love her till she dies and then find another one.Well, I wouldn't actually forget her. There'd be a period of time for grieving then I'd move on and find another girl. Easier said than done. You'd actually have to forget her then move on. Actually I think it'd be a great sad story to tell your new gf that your Ex died of cancer. yadda yadda then She'd go Awwwww and she'll feel sympathy for u and u two can live happily ever after. Ok I sound like a real jerk but seriously you've got to move on.

Making mountains out of molehills
Omg some blogger just got demanded an apology by astar Hai~I really enjoyed his blog. I say If you want to defame someone do it at a completely anonymous level that way no one can get you. Don't put ur name or anything. Use Hotmail account. Completely untraceable.Or better yet put a disclaimer. I guess Freedom of speech just got a major blow.
Then again, he didnt actually defame them if i understand correctly. I really have no idea what that company found so offensive. he should have stood his ground. IMHO. Well, if u read the letter by him to CNA on tomorrow.sg it makes CNA look bad. It makes Astar look bad.

It's like every once in a while something major happens to the blogging community in Singapore.

Blair won. Blah.
haha always wanted to say that. No.. actually i don't. just sounded nice.

Random Screaming..
ahhh Why is everyone smsing peifen on 933 calling her cai yiling???? What's that I missed on Channel U?? Screammmmssssss.
Fann wong in "Jing zhong ren" is so girlfriend material.. Why is Fann called Fann Wong when she's called Fan wenfang in chinese. Wong is not her surname!!!

Days of our lives. Changed my blogskin. The first one was getting boring.

After rewinding and watching the part for a second time I finally understand why Kakashi was shocked. aha hahahaaha.. Shan't spoil it for people who havent watched Naruto the movie.

Went to PS to meet up with friends over dinner to mope about the general lacklustre of things then later at starfucks. Ingested a lot of second hand smoke outside before deciding to not torture ourselves and went into the air-conditioned, non-smoking zone in starfucks.

Spank me
It's said in the Sun, british newspaper that Scientific studies have shown that spanking helps de-stress.No wonder Kids these days are so depressed.

"Being spanked daily by a member of the opposite sex is said to help beat stress and depression.

It may ease withdrawal symptoms for drink and drug addicts. And even whipping yourself is thought to be beneficial."

Kinky.

Panda Panda There's this sick sense of perverse pleasure that one gets from watching unknown strangers humiliate themselves on national television. That's what making reality television so much enjoyable
Denise keller of an eye for a guy 2 is just so strong in character that I think the guys on the show are turned off by her.That's probably why there's not much competition going on for her. I bet the producers thought that some of the men are such wusses that they had to axe 3 guys today and bring in 2 angmos to stiff up the competition. IMOH this is much worse than the first one. Give me a break.

Panda Panda . I think they're cute. Huge, furry, lovely and adorable. But why would a huge country need to give gifts to a relatively smaller country? Is there some hidden agenda?
Chen: 老 hu, 我女儿很喜欢熊猫
Hu:这样啊? 我国家多的是 送你们一两只吧.
Chen: 太好了!

What if the panda dies? Wouldn't it be reason to ignite a war?
If the panda dies they have to hire full time actors in panda suits to act as the pandas in their enclosure to avoid China from ever finding it out.

Hu: 不可能啊, 那两只熊猫已经上了年纪, 应该已经挂了.

In china they call it 大熊貓In taiwan they call it 貓熊 Cos The taiwanese don't see the pandas as "bears" It's more "cat" Anyway, both mean the same thing.
The only think I recall of pandas is that they like to roller blade in their enclosure when the guy trying to take a photo of them is eating kit-kat.

WTF?? You know one of those shows you watch and you go like WTF. Well, Divergence is one such show. Do not. I repeat DO not GO watch it.

WTF??They're gonna revamp Engine canteen stalls. Basically all the stalls are gonna be gone! Except the drinks stall, indian stall and yong tau hu stall. What? THey removed the western? How can they do that. It was the only stall I actually liked and it won the best western in the NUS fac. HAi~HEard it is due to the lousy staff who bad-mouth the stall causing it to be Axed. Sighz. Heard we're gonna have korean food too. I have always taught of Korean food as very bland and tasteless. I don't know why I just do.

WTF?And I thought I've seen/heard it all.Girls,Would you actually be more jealous if your bf was out with a guy rather than a girl? Watched this taiwanese show called super generation. It's a talk show which talks about girls having guys who are bisexual.Some of the guys are very effeminate and wear spagetti tops but they've reached home base with their gfs. Anyway, it was really insightful and shocking for me.

CSI is another that has freak storyline. It's about people who dress up as animals and interact with other people in their animal costumes. They make out called "yiffing" and do stuff. OMG its so sick. WTF??? I mean people actually do that? OMG? I really need some normacy in my life.


They've updated Auzureus.NOw they have this really cool swarm picture of the global network which IMOH is just for show, no actual practical use. If u dun actually D/l you won't know what I'm talking about.

MAYDAY Holiday RJ guy sorta got his arm twisted by his teacher and is gonna go see the competition at somewhere I don't really remember. I hope NYJC wins Even though I'm not from NyCO. It's a school pride thingy.It elicited an image of some teacher twisting his arm and dragging him to go see the competition with him having twisted painful face.

Crackers writing is damn good. I hope I can write as well as her. Sighz. She's E-lang major after all.

Transport Price hike
Me thinks they're just using the oil prices increase as an excuse to raise prices. I'm just sore that everything is inflating. It's inevitable. Soon everything will be pricier and the world will be a much pessimistic place.

Do I have something to say about the new tiger OS? hmm... . It's not going on my comp anytime soon as most of the games are not actually supported by MAC. It's for those who actually do work on their desktop.

Names, Why do people use them. NUS has so many fancy names that nobody uses. If you want to go arts eat people would actually say let's go arts. They WILL NOT say let's go "The deck"

Faculty of Engineering	Techno Edge	Engine (canteen)
Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences	The Deck	Arts (canteen)
Business School	The Terrace	Business (canteen)
Faculty of Science	Frontier	Science (canteen)
Yusof Ishak House	Central Square	Y-I-H (canteen)

Your Birthdate: August 17

Your birth on the 17th day of the month suggests that you are very lucky financially, because this date indicates a solid business sense. Although you are probably very honest and ethical, this birthday enables you to be shrewd and successful in the world of business and commercial enterprise. You have excellent organizational, managerial, and administrative capabilities enabling you to handle large projects and significant amounts of money with relative ease. You are ambitious and highly goal-oriented, although you may be better at starting projects than you are at finishing them. A sensitivity in your nature, often repressed below the surface of awareness, makes it hard to give or receive affection.

People are weird or rather girls are weird. I've read blogs about girls with a fetish for guys in No4 uniform that actually stalk out at paris bus interchange to check out smelly sweaty guys returning from Tekong. And another who likes gays. Her best fren in JC is Gay and now her Colleugue is Gay. OMG. And the third one who takes pictures of guy bear and gal bear talking and making out only to stop becos the weather is too hot for the guy and the gal bear says "useless"
Actually There's nothing weird It's just Human nature.Maybe humans have a nature inborn eccentrcity in them. It's all relative.

The end You pine, you pray, you perish. When it comes, It doesnt mean much at all.

Got Jolin's album. Jolin's breast size seemed to have grown a bra size since the last album. I guess it must have been all the nutrition she was taking in.

Interperator, Nicole kidman is still as gorgeous as ever considering the fact she's 48 years old. Quite an interesting show talking about politics and dirty politicians and how the liberator can eventually become the suppressor in the end. This is quite true. Maybe this movie is making fun of Bush and how he's not fixing a date for the withdrawl of US troops in Iraq. Food for thought.

Everyone is making fun of the headline 7 Apr 2005: Ngee Ann Prepares Students For Integrated Resorts" so here
I can almost imagine what courses they are gonna offer.
~MAJ1101 Basic majong for beginners
~CRD1101 Basic card shuffling
~DCE 1101 Dice throwing

Plus you get to go to vegas for attachment. How's that for preparation?

the pope has a blog. OMG. I doubt its real The pope would actually have more maturity than that. That guy is really bored.
http://askthepope.blogspot.com/