Hitched.
Everytime I hear of my friends getting hitched.It unnerves me. I try to cover it with a pinch of sarcasm so that they don't actually see my actual sad face.
"Oh really? Who's the unlucky girl?"
"Does she have 6 toes?"
"wooo wooo I know She has a prosthetic leg right?"
I go into a state of shock of disbelief and dispair that leave me completely incapacitated for days sorta like the ones you get when the doctor tells you you've got stage 4 cancer. When reality finally sets in after I downed a few bottles of anti-depressants, life decides to move on.
It doesn't get any better with Singapore being a multi-racial society. You'd think that holidays are great.. NOoooo
"I'm going out with my Gf"
"Oh I heard Hell has a sale You might wanna consider the 18th lvl. They serve great lasagna there."
Friends all around you are getting together like atoms in a huge chemical reaction to turn into molecules. And the lovey dovey pictures of cute couply pictures on MSN don't really help ease the pain.
"Look at me! I'm wearing my Man's No.4 with red beret. I'm a female Cdo!"
'm so puking right now. ( I hope he doesn't read this, Oh Wait, He Doesn't READ)
And there seems to be a social stigma that comes with being single. It's not that bad for guys actually it hits girls more cos their biological clock trickles slowly away.Lucky for me the next holiday is I don't remember. So its great.
kakashi + 9:19 PM

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