RE-Plagiarised.. Got this from him who got it from her

Times were bad....................Hang Zeng Pai.....................An NUS graduate found it difficult to get a job in S'pore. He finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo."What to do? It's better to work like this than earning nothing...", he mumbed to himself. So since that day, the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He had to wear a set of monkey suit and mask, chewed nuts and ate bananas. He had to climb trees too and swing from one to another to attract visitors. The Zoo then enjoyed a tremendous increase in earnings due to the spike in number of visits, even MM Lee wanted to see the smartest 'monkey' in the world. Unfortunately, one day while hanging from the trees, he accidentally fell into a crocodile pond! "Oh my God....I'm gonna die... shite" he thought to himself as a hungry looking crocodile swam steadily towards him. In the midst of the struggle, he heard a soft voice, "Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU".

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