20 totally Random (and untrue facts about me)
1) I once told Einstein that E=MV^2 Where V is the speed of light, that bastard changed it to a C and made it his own.
2)I went to hell once, the devil saw me and declared me the Lord of the underworld simply because he was the lesser of the two evils
3)I had a lot of crushes, one time I was making a lot of mistake making notes and the paper basket was full of my crushes
4)I was thrown into a maximum security prison but was thrown out simply because I keep killing their inmates.
5)I had called for people to vote for Bush, now I regretted that decision
6)I had to fight off a dozen girls in wedding dresses waiting for my "i do" everytime I go out, Now I just beat them off with a stick
7)I fought in the gulf war once, I got three birdies, two eagles and a hole in one.
8)I fly up to the moon now and again to visit Chang er, She tells me she's very lonely ever since she became hungry and killed the moon rabbit for food
9)I once shot down a kamikaze plane just by pointing my finger at it and saying bang, I saved an entire aircraft carrier.
10)I created the vaccine for the bird flu, trouble is , those morons don't believe it actually works and threw it in the dust bin
11)I once went parachuting and my parachute wont open up, so i tried the spare, it didn't open too. So i had to flap my angel wings to land myself to safety
12)Jay Chou calls me up for inspiration, I told him I wasn't his teacher anymore and he should stop relying on me.
13)I've hated surprises since Pearl harbour
14)I dare Steve jobs to make someone smaller than a mini, he did.
15)I once went to an orientation and we had to play ice breaker games, we were brought to an iceberg and was made to thwart ice for the whole day.
16)Some one told me I should stop farting cos the methane in my flatulence is the main cause for green house effect
17)I had a pregnant wife, three kids and a dog down under, my wife just called, it's a dog.
18)Bill gates, I am your Father.
19)Dean got into my list twice.
20)I blog because I have a mouth but no where to scream
2)I went to hell once, the devil saw me and declared me the Lord of the underworld simply because he was the lesser of the two evils
3)I had a lot of crushes, one time I was making a lot of mistake making notes and the paper basket was full of my crushes
4)I was thrown into a maximum security prison but was thrown out simply because I keep killing their inmates.
5)I had called for people to vote for Bush, now I regretted that decision
6)I had to fight off a dozen girls in wedding dresses waiting for my "i do" everytime I go out, Now I just beat them off with a stick
7)I fought in the gulf war once, I got three birdies, two eagles and a hole in one.
8)I fly up to the moon now and again to visit Chang er, She tells me she's very lonely ever since she became hungry and killed the moon rabbit for food
9)I once shot down a kamikaze plane just by pointing my finger at it and saying bang, I saved an entire aircraft carrier.
10)I created the vaccine for the bird flu, trouble is , those morons don't believe it actually works and threw it in the dust bin
11)I once went parachuting and my parachute wont open up, so i tried the spare, it didn't open too. So i had to flap my angel wings to land myself to safety
12)Jay Chou calls me up for inspiration, I told him I wasn't his teacher anymore and he should stop relying on me.
13)I've hated surprises since Pearl harbour
14)I dare Steve jobs to make someone smaller than a mini, he did.
15)I once went to an orientation and we had to play ice breaker games, we were brought to an iceberg and was made to thwart ice for the whole day.
16)Some one told me I should stop farting cos the methane in my flatulence is the main cause for green house effect
17)I had a pregnant wife, three kids and a dog down under, my wife just called, it's a dog.
18)Bill gates, I am your Father.
19)Dean got into my list twice.
20)I blog because I have a mouth but no where to scream
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