Copy ninja
I predict...
December ain't even here yet and the streets and shops are replete with decorations and carols that sing praises to this festive season. I dread this festive seasons, I think I've said this before, no particular reason, just that there's not really anyone to celebrate it with and it's not all that fun to begin with.

I particularly dislike the decorations at orchard, they're so orangy and bland. The guys who did them ought to have their coloured blind eyes checked. Where's the green and red and white? Maybe this Christmas will mean something more.

Yeah right.
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Earth to me.
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Get a life.

I gotta stop or I'm gonna turn into a Christmas grouch like Jim Carrey did.

......This christmas' gonna suck like all the others I had. I can't even remember what I did last christmas