Copy ninja
Wishful thinking...
Sometimes I wish everyone on this planet is a cute girl but me. Then I'll have lots of cute girl friends and I'll be the happiest man on earth! And I'll never have to peel another prawn again! (I don't know, that's was the debate for prawn peeling loving girlfriends a while back) Then again... it'd actually turn into a nightmare when the time of the month comes and their sunny disposition would become a cauldron of bloody mess and I'll wish I was in hell instead. Okay nevermind... If you're the wish fairy reading this, don't actually make this wish come true.