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Kate Bosworth aka Lois Lane in superman returns..
Click for larger picture!!

Did you know?
Her eyes are two different colors: Hazel and Blue. This condition is known as Heterochromia iridium.
That's like so cool!!


Another matchless night..
I'm addicted to world cup. Two days without it and I'm having world cup withdrawal symptoms. Gosh. That's terrible. Anyway Watched Superman. Terrible show. Terrible ! That's like the third terrible I've said. Four now.. Anyway... it's not really great, nor is it really good. Just okie lor.. Did some of the classic lines again if u can spot them. The more obvious one would be the three of them , Lois, jimmy and Chief looking at a blurred photo saying.. "it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's" Then Clark suddenly appears knocking the door. Then the last shot of superman flying round earth was also a reminisce of Christopher's reeve's closing shot. Too bad he died before the making of the film or he would have made a Cameo appearance. Oh ya Cyclops was Lois's husband, or rather the person acting as cyclops. Damn farnie la! dunno why farnie but looks damn weird.


World cup!!
For lack of a better topic to delve on, I shall talk about the world cup! Internet streaming rocks!! it's Free and it's free!! Anyway, I think Ghana played better than Brazil today. Great play, but the other team was luckily.. One of the ball deflected off the keeper's foot! How lucky is that! though they couldn't connect the kicks to make it into a goal. The Brazilians however were not on their best yet they managed to score 3 goals!Cafu should have score at the last minute la..but he didn't That's them for ya. They have individually great players like Ronaldo Adriando and Roberto!! who scores for them! Heck I think their second team will beat Ghana too. The Ghanaians(?) even though played well, were a bunch of rough people that pushed and shoved their way but the Brazilians were not intimidated. So the Brazilians has yet to concede a goal so far! They could might as well win the next world cup ! But I still have faith in Germany!!
Finals Prediction! Germany vs Brazil!! What an exciting match it's gonna be!


Gakuen Tengoku(school heaven)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37t_HSg4GDg

Remake of 1970-s finger 5 version by Koizumi Kyoko 小泉 今日子(Small spring today paper!) hahaz..

Shingo mama also sang one with different lyrics. Cute la!

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/shingo+mama+gakuen+tengoku/video/168581


Mosiacs from camp.
During Sp talking sessions.. both blindfolded..
"Don't laugh, but like all the other girls of this camp I have Thunder thighs" -.-"

"Hi I'm F1"
"Hi i'm M16... bang bang bang bang bang.. " Complete with actions and sounds of handgun banging. *laughs

Blindfolded.. introducing..
"Hi I'm Joey!"
"Oh shit we're not suppose to reveal our names right? shit shit shit"* worried expression on face.. Lolz..!

"Omg there's a mango sale going on! I can't go!!" **screamss..

During Pageant Question and answer session.
"Thick and short or Long and thin?" *obviously refering to some ..ahem.. parts..
"Oh I'd prefer to be tall and thin cause then I can eat more..." -.- eats more.. hahaz..

"My SP gave me a clock!?! WTH.. song zhong lor!"

"Sui ben ben ar ni ben ben.. Sui ben ben ar ta ben ben.. sui ben ben ar wo ben ben.."

The grp Finale performance, there was this guy who was supposed to be darth vader. All wraped up in thrash bag and dark glasses.. I was washing my face and he came in, gave me the shock of my life. I thought it's some creature.

"Psychiatrist!!!" runs around...


WC again!!
Round of 16! Taling about England lacklustre performance yet they win. It's such a farce. How werid is it that I'm discussing wc stuff with girls on Msn instead of guys! And no it's not about the cuteness of the guys... thank god..


Psychiatrist!!!
Yeah I'm back. Camp was fun! Though not in a "rah rah" way.. I feel like this camp is a continuation of the last year's one except it's a slacker version.There were no making of mascot, thank god, which i think is a waste of time. There was not a very intensive cheering sessions..which lessen the rah rah feeling...but I feel the og bonded closer together as there were more time for talking and playing own games.

Shan't get into the details as you dunno who's reading.. haha.. I got a lot of funny stuff to say.. Got a lot of interesting characters that made the camp more fun. Actually EVERYONE is WEIRD!! hahaz! Seriously!


Hiatus
I'm on a hiatus... Maybe if u ask.. I'll tell you..

Till then..


Army boy kanna sabo.. Damn bloody gay.. hahaz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv7WbkhPdoc


Been feeling out of sorts lately. Keep saying the wrong things and remembering the wrong details. I don't know what's wrong. It's like I feel different people keep telling me the same thing. Some sort of werid limbo going on around here.

Went to this concert organised by the SSA. The concert was ok, well in fact it was awesome but the prayer was kinda weird. **religion shock** Anyway it was kinda nice that gm decided to invite us to go and watch.


Yesterday went over to shan's house for Birthday party. The house was practically infested with humans. There were like so many people around. So we stayed around for a few rounds of mahjong... ok more like 3/4 rounds.. we played damn slow.. ha..

Anyway. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHan!!!


6 degrees of freedom
Don't you think that the world is getting a little close for comfort. With only six degrees of freedom lingering in the air. Ahhz I need some space!!


haha
Quotes From The Famous

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
~ Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
~ Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
~ Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
~ Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." ~ George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
~ Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
~ Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
~ Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
~ Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
~ Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
~ Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
~ Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
~ Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
~ Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
~ Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
~ Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
~ Steve Martin

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
~ Elmo Phillips

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
~ Oscar Wilde

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
~ George Burns


Silent hill..
Went to watch Silent hill with four people. 2 people ran off to rochester to flirt with girls left me and the other guy. Which may as well have been cos the movie was like WTF... Really silent except with all the gory pictures of deformed zombies, burnt flesh, human flesh splattered all over..etc.. that don't seem to that much scary with me.


Rhyme game
I seriously don't understand the rhymes that the news papers churn out.

Ukraine's pain, Spain's gain?!?! (spain won 4-0!!!)

or today's ST: Korea's lucky Togo Plucky!?!? (2-1)

What the hell is up with that?


Went out with the guys
Korea won!! haha!

Wah like one mth no see all got new target/gf liao lor. Except me.. sobz...

msg-ing like nobody's business.. all not paying attention to the match..

sianz..

I cannot drink sia.. will seh one..

at least korea won..

haiz..


我在想
如果你从没出现我会不会觉得快乐一些?。。。


Watching the 17th Taiwan Melody awards gave me a more WTH expression than laughter. Xiao S and Tao jinyin opening's speech about their motherhood freaked the hell outta me. I guess that they had nothing to be ashamed of since they're now mothers. The last part about them lactating whenever their babies cry were quite literal and WTH! Stefanie's performance was great. She looked gorgeous and sang a few of the most K-ed songs. Even though she had forgotten the lyrics on quite a few occasions, the singing is just awesome.


I miss friends.
So I watched friends again. Then I realised I missed friends. They're gone... forever.. It's the greatest show on earth. and it's gone. I miss friends So i went on youtube to search for bloopers. Great they have bloopers! It's hilarious!


I predict...
that Jasmine will win SI and Germany will win the world Cup!!!!!


......
* says:
You know, Ive been tinking..

Me says:
wad

* says:
you should have a christian name?

Me says:
For wad?

Me says:
Dun be silly ...

* says:
I'll call u Parr

Me says:
Parr sounds terrible...

* says:
no it doest it's Gr8

Me says:
no it's not! it's the worst nick ever! I wanna be named kaka or owen

* says:
hmmm...

Me says:
ha!

* says:
Cos then I can Call u Parr Tay!

Me says:
huh?!?!?!

* says:
ya! PARr TaY!! Gett it?!?

Me says:
........

Me says:
I'm so gonna blog this

* says:
PARRTAY!! Lett's PARTY Parrtay!!!

Me says:
...........


World Cup rules for bad boyfriends

GOPED from Raining noodles aka angelique.

Dave Masters wrote a piece entitled "World Cup rules for girls" which made me feel rather slighted on behalf of the women who are expected follow such rules. Read for yourself:

List of Rules

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the The Sun's sport pages so you are aware of what's going on regarding the World Cup and will be able to join in conversations. If you fail to do this, you'll be looked at in a bad way or be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup the television is mine at all times - without any exceptions.

3. I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game - as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute - unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor.... it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least two six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on. And please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game" or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break-up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only when the adverts are on, and only if the score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" The reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years".

I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Regards,
Men of the World


WORLD CUP!!!
WORLD CUP!!! CAN YOU FEEL IT!!! IT'S LIKE THE WORLD CUP!!! OMG!!


Love hate shirt!

HATE SHIRT which shows Love when seen in mirror!! this is so coolz!!


Cars
So, we got around to watching the 2hr long movie ~cars. It was a really kiddish but funny movie. Feel good and fun-loving. Albeit there were kids all around as it was the school holidays. We felt like the only adults there. Then we took a ride to Chomp chomp which was around our place and we ordered like tons of food which we cannot finish.


Stole this from orange_giraffe.
1) What is your phone brand?
Panasonic 非常漂亮又美丽。。

2) What are the last 3 digits of your mobile number?
152

3) What does the 2nd message in your inbox say?
K lunch tmr Jw asking

4) Who's the first person under the letter M?
Mark

5) Who's the last person you rang?
Earthworm

6) Who was your last missed call from?
M.....

7) Who's the 2nd person under D?
Danielle

8) What does the last message in your inbox say?
Dota now?

9)Who comes up under J?
lots of ppl.. hahaz

10) Go to your Sent Items - what does the 10th message say?
Frick host game now cannot see hurry rmk!!

11) Who's the 4th person under S?
Shunwei

12) Who's your network provider?
Singtel

13) How many messages are currently in your inbox?
87

14) What do you have as your background?
picture of a mushroom

15) Who's the 2nd person under R?
Richard

16) Who do you have on speed dial 3?
I dont use speed dial.

17) If you're on Pay as you Go, how much credit do you have?
NA

18) Who's the first person who comes up under C?
Cailing

19) How many bars of signal do you currently have?
3/3

20) What do you have as your main ringtone?
Oc's theme: California


Bylines.
Is it today that the interns of SPH get their articles published? Cos two of my friends are like so happy that their articles got published. One today's ST and the other in TNP. ?? Cool I have journalist friends!!!!


On life
It's like we're on this planet for no reason, no reason at all. Maybe from the billions and billions of planets that formed in the universe, we're one of the planets that has the right conditions, right atmosphere, right distance to the sun, to sustain life. Life develops. It's by this mere coincidence that life develops and humans and all the creatures on this planet are born.

Darwin's theory of evolution states that we're evolved from apes. But why only us? Why only humans? What about the birds and the all the creatures of nature? Why is it that only we have the conciousness and capacity to do all that the others can't? I suspect that we're genetically altered by aliens from another planet. By inplanting our altered genes into a prehistoric human, a new kind of human, who can rationalise, communicate and hunt evolved. That is perhaps the missing link that scientist are missing out.

I believe speech is what enabled us to overtake the rest of the species. It evolved from a feeling to transcend isolation. It began with a simple needs of survival, like water, we came out with a sound for that, Sabretooth tiger right behind you, we came out with a sound for that too. But what it gets more interesting is the feelings and emotions. These are intangible things that you're feeling. When you say anger, fear or love, I know what love feels like. I understand. But
how do you know I understand. The sound comes out of your mouth and into my ears and I draw from my experiences of love or lack of love, and I say I know what love is. But that aside, you can't actually know what love is until you've experienced it. But speech is what allowed us to pass on intelligence, like in the early stages, how to hunt effectively, then agriculture period. Ability passing on ability. Gradually we overtook the rest of the species to become what we are today.

What of this feeling of abandonment, desertion, lack of sense of direction that we're all feeling? Is not life a constant work to sustain ourselves. Perhaps we're born into a family of excesses, ie wealthy family. Work is no long an option. But most of us do not have the luxury of that, so we have to work. Free time is inversely proportional to money. The more money you have, the less free time you have. Still work doesn't give fulfilment of life. Sure, the media tries to convince us that a happy working life is a fulfiling life. It's not! we're on this planet for no reason and one day we'll return to the earth like everyone else. Our entire existance is a fraud. The only thing we can do is have as much fun as possible and enjoy as much as possible, before we inevitably go back to mother earth.


Creative!!! People are like so creative when it comes to advertising!!!






The 9pm girl.
I've never actually met anyone that's around my age with a 9pm curfew. It's actually 10 now since her work required her to stay until much later. Rather than commenting on what an overprotective parent she had, which i'd bet she'd heard a million times, I commented on how she'd probably turn into Pumpkin if she got home later than that. Thinking back, I found it rather curious that I'd say pumpkin, cos the pumpkin was the carriage, not the girl. But you get the point. She had a rather upsetting love life because of the 9pm curfew. Her dad forbade her to see his ex bf because she brought her back home late on a few occasions. And the guy just left, not wanting to see her get reprimanded.

It was rather uncanny that her story resembled that of Cinderella, She had a stepmom like in the story, when her dad remarried. Cos I guess it would be rather awkward for a dad to take care of girl without a lady in the house. Contra to popular belief, stepmoms are all not that evil nor ugly. Her mom was rather glad that she got home.

So there.
The end. Until I see her again. Which probably wont be anytime soon.


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If the world that we are forced to accept is false and nothing is true, then everything is possible.

On the way to discovering what we love, we will find everything we hate, everything that blocks our path of what we desire.

The comfort will never be comfortable for those who seek what is not on the market.

A systematic questioning of the idea of happiness.

We’ll cut the vocal chords of every empowered speaker. We’ll yank the social symbols through the looking glass We’ll devalue society’s currency.

To confront the familiar.

Society is a fraud so complete and venal that it demands to be destroyed beyond the power of memory to recall its existence.

Where there is fire, we will carry gasoline.

To interrupt the continuum of everyday experience and all the normal expectations that go with it.

To live as if something actually depended on one’s actions.

To rupture the spell of the ideology of the commodified consumer society so that our repressed desires of a more authentic nature can come forward.

To demonstrate the contrast between what life presently is and what it could be.

To immerse ourselves in the oblivion of actions and know we’re making it happen.

There will be an intensity never before known in everyday life to exchange love and hate, life and death, terror and redemption, repulsions and attractions.

An affirmation of freedom so reckless and unqualified, that it amounts to a total denial of every kind of restraint and limitation.



Are you an ant?
it’s like we go through life with our antennas bouncing off one another, continuously on ant auto-pilot with nothing really human required of us. Stop. Go. Walk here. Drive there. All action basically for survival. All communication simply to keep this ant colony buzzing along in an efficient polite manner. "Here’s your change." "Paper or plastic?" "Credit or debit?" "You want ketchup with that?" I don’t want a straw, I want real human moments. I want to see you. I want you to see me. I don’t want to give that up. I don’t want to be an ant, you know?


PC show. Damn cheap! Damn crowded
Went to the PC show. wah, it's like infested with humans ! I feel like I'm in a freaking club, everyone is like going to rub bodies with one another. If you fall down, you might be stampede to death! The promotional girls are great. There are the notable ones, the ones at the nokia booth, Maybe logitech too. Slurps..

Anyway, saw a router($63) I wanted to buy! But no $$ 1GB sandisk thumb for $55 Damn cheap la! I bought my 256mb one for the same price! Wtf! Saw the 200gb external hdd drive($249) which is also like damn cheap la! DVD writer @78!! wah lau.. what a steal!!

Saw wl selling laptops and wx at the starhub booth.. Sassyjan and scarlett ting the bloggers were there too! And I saw KENNY!! KENNYSIA!! he's looks so plump in person.. lolz..!!

The we went Marina square. Which is like damn big la! walk until leg pain... Can get lost one lor..

ya DUN DRIVE THERE!!! the carparks there are like FULL!! Suntec full, Millenia walk full, Marina square full ! wah lau.. waited forever lor! got GSS then got PC show.. Max out liao!! Somemore week end.. Grrr..


Arghhz
This morning, I was again rudely awaken by the sounds of sms that seemed ever so abundant. Arghz. It was one that reminded me of ippt that I had to take before my impending birthday. Unlike previous one and the one before which reminded me I had alert amber and Mob manning to do this July and Dec. I started to think that maybe being a guy is not such a good idea anyway. Then again bleeding once a month in my nether regions and having swingy moods ain't exactly that prospective either.


of embarassing dates stories
So we were out on funny story night. And M related how she was on this blind date set up by his parents and her parents. Do people still have blind dates? I definitely do not wish to be setup, least of all by my parents even though I know they mean well. Anyway,back to the story, the night was getting rather boring and so she sent a message to her sister, " damn boring la, pls save me" well she totally forgot and sent the message to him instead. Lucky that guy was stupid enough to think she was trying to liven up the conversation by senting sms or something.

F was out on this date with a lady she just met on her work. They went to this indian resturant somewhere I forgot the location, anyway it was buffet style and they had curry and lots of other spicy stuff. After they had their dinner, his weak constitution began acting up.He didnt tell her because he really wanted to impress her. He had already went to the toilet twice and while driving her home.. he let out a big one in his own car! hahaz.. The stench he said was smelled all over in his car and they had to open the window to drive home. But the girl was nice about it even though they never did have follow-ups. He was so embarassed that he changed work a few weeks later. lolz

MT was out clubbing with his gf of 1 mth. He usually doesnt not know his limits and got drunk often. This night he promised himself he wouldn't get drunk. Seriously, but he got drunk anyway. He was a noisy drunk, who gets loud and bloisterous everytime he got drunk! This was the first time he was out with his gf to club, and his gf doesn't know about his drinking demeanour. So she was rather shocked. To make things worse, he puked on her while she was helping him.Needless to say, she was rather pissed with him that night. Well, they're still together, Hahaz, even though she made him promised not to drink again!.. poor guy! Still he says he only drinks part-time, when gf is not looking. hahaz


Einstein's Intelligence Quiz

Einstein wrote this quiz last century. He said that 98% of the people in the world cannot solve the quiz.

  • There are 5 houses in 5 different colors
  • In each house lives a person with a different nationality
  • These 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet
  • No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.
Here's the question: Who owns the fish?
  1. The Brit lives in a red house
  2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets
  3. The Dane drinks tea
  4. The green house is on the left of the white house
  5. The green house owner drinks coffee
  6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
  7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
  8. The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk
  9. The Norwegian lives in the first house
  10. The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
  11. The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill
  12. The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer
  13. The German smokes Prince
  14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
  15. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water
I solved it!!! but after looking at the ans.. I still belong to the 98% of the population.. Einstein's a freak!


失去你, 得到全世界 又怎样?

没什么, 只是觉得这句话很美。

感觉不错。。