Girls say the weirdest things. I swear the worst reason to get married to a white guy is and I quote "so that my kids will look pretty"

"That's another shopping location off my list of places to go unless bloodless coup/strike occurs"

"I need bj now!!!! "
"what??"
"er.. I mean b&J" (ben and jerry's)

"I wanna have a baby, they're so cute."
Later...
"there's no way in hell i'm gonna spend nine months carrying something in my tummy"

"I wish i was a guy so I'd date me and wow me 3 times over in bed"

"I need a life! Give me life!"
me: "**hands over ST's section of life"

"Don't irritate me today cos I've got a legitimate reason that starts with P and ends with S"

And that, is the most legitimate reason for all the mood swings.IMHO..